spiritualinspiration:

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If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company

Jean-Paul Sartre (via man-and-camera)

(Source: man-and-camera, via quote-book)

She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone”.

omgwoah:

favorite ever

(Source: raw-spring, via potterflies-fly)

valchristian:

Visiting Vigan

laughingstation:

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spiritualinspiration:

(Source: spent, via heyfunniest)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake discovers the robotic brain hatch on the back of Michelle Obama’s head

(via heyfunniest)

when you correct your teacher

Famous Last Words

heyfunniest:

  • Jack Daniel (Owner of Jack Daniel’s Whiskey) - died from an infection from a stubbed toe.  Right before he died he uttered his famous last words, “Just one more drink.”
  • General John Sedgwick - Right before Civil War General John Sedgwick was shot off his horse he told those with him, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”
  • Marie Antoinette - As she was being led to her death at the guillotine, Marie Antoinette accidently stepped on her executioners foot.  Her last words were “Pardon me sir.  I did not do it on purpose.”
  • Dominique Bouhours (Famous French Grammarian) - Always a stickler for perfect grammar, Dominique Bouhours uttered at the point of death “I’m about to die or dying: Both of these statements is true.”

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simplypotterheads:

Friendly reminder that she is responsible for the books we all know and love so much, so it’d be fantastic if she was given as much regard by the fandom as her stories are.

simplypotterheads:

Friendly reminder that she is responsible for the books we all know and love so much, so it’d be fantastic if she was given as much regard by the fandom as her stories are.

(via harrypotterconfessions)